Monday, January 29, 2007

Revenge of the Blob!!!

It was an interesting day on Plenty of Fish, which started out innocently enough. I received an email from PrincessWendyOKoopa. Excitedly, I checked my PoF email to find the following:

"you're pictures make me sick please delete them blob"

Naturally, I was taken aback by such an instance of forward behaviour. I'm really not that kind of girl. So, I responded the only way I could.

Hi!

Thanks for taking the time to write! Unfortunately, from reading your profile, I don't think we're a match. Good luck in your search, and I wish you all the happiness you deserve.

-Serdic

The response I got to that was a natural reaction to the rejection she was feeling. I'll admit it, I was a bastard. I took her humbly offered heart, cast it down into the dirt, stepped on it and ground it into a raw pulsing mass. Now, she just needs time to heal, I'm sure we both need distance as this is just too raw. I blocked her, but hopefully, in time, we can become friends. It's for the best, really.

As with all good jokes, they have a punchline. Darklight, please log out before you check that link. I've lived a sheltered life, as I honestly don't know what runs through peoples heads most days. By all standards, I'm doing pretty well, I think though. Since I'm male, I get to avoid the plethora of cock shots, and "hey baby, gimme a blowjob". In fact, I can't think of any reason why I (or anybody else) would try to start a conversation in that manner. All I know is the wolves are getting tired of raising our young.

In happier news, the date has been finalized for Thursday at 1900 and I got another email from an unrelated person. So, go me. =)

Finally, dinner tonight was jalapeno hamburger patty melts (think grilled cheese with hamburger and onion) and pea soup. I didn't really notice a heat from the jalapenoes, but then I'd seeded it prior to using it in the burgers. All toll, it was probably a half hour of work, and I got 4 meals out of it. Oh, and Mmmm... Rideau Bakery Rye Bread.

3 Comments:

Blogger Lythrum said...

Hmm...5'1" 200+...AND claims good grammar but look at that profile. I don't think I believe the No Drug claim.

29 January, 2007 22:03  
Blogger Travelling Greek said...

Wow. She's special.

And, not the newborn baby special. I'm talking the Olympics special -- the short bus and helmet special.

Yep. Definitely special. ;)

29 January, 2007 22:28  
Blogger Scarloch said...

Shortbus reject for sure :P

30 January, 2007 18:56  

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