Maudit! Tag! I'm it
Well, Darklight tagged me as part of her Anti Cupid campaign, and because she's an incorrigible wench (and I have OCD), I'm answering the questions she posed.
The Love Survey
1. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Sure, and it lasts until I the beer goggles wear off, then you're left like a coyote caught in a leg hold trap; chewing through your own damned leg to escape.
2. Courtney Love or Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Who?
3. If you were a candy heart, what would your saying read?
@#$@ me, I'm Irish!
4. If you loved someone so much, would you get their name tattooed on your body?
No, no, no, Hell no!
5. Do you think love hurts or stinks?
Ask me later when I know something.
6. Who would you take a bullet for?
Check to the right, under blog roll. Ok, if your name is Kiy, then you win.
7. Do you know what love is?
It's a word in the dictionary between lobotomy and lunacy.
8. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yep. Learned alot. Move on.
9. Cinnamon hearts or a heart box of chocolate?
Chocolate. Duh!
10. Have you ever used a dating service?
Nope. All natural here. Nothing to see. Move along.
11. What are you most attacted to in the opposite sex?
Pulse, unwillingness to file a restraining order.
12. What turns off the attraction for you?
Filling a restraining order, rigor mortis.
13. Question deleted.
14. Ever play Spin the Bottle or 5 minutes in the closet?
Never got invited to those parties. The only time I was spinning the bottle was as I tossed it into the empty case on the way to get another. There was no kissing at those parties.
15. From Russia with Love, or The Spy who Loved Me?
Russia all the way. Sean Connery > Roger Moore.
16. How could someone prove their love to you?
Easily.
17. Is their anybody who loves you, but is too afraid to tell you?
Nope, they've said it.
18. What is your favourite dessert?
Read the blog and pick one.
19. Food rubs or back rubs?
I love giving foot rubs. I give great foot rubs.
20. What is your favourite love song?
Storybook Love, by Mark Knopfler. Yes, that Mark Knopfler. It's the theme to Princess Bride.
21. Tag 5 people to answer this.
I'm not going to tag anybody, as they're mostly married and I decline to get them in shit with their wives, so I'll let it end here. (ed. But if Nail really wants to do it, he can.)
The Love Survey
1. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Sure, and it lasts until I the beer goggles wear off, then you're left like a coyote caught in a leg hold trap; chewing through your own damned leg to escape.
2. Courtney Love or Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Who?
3. If you were a candy heart, what would your saying read?
@#$@ me, I'm Irish!
4. If you loved someone so much, would you get their name tattooed on your body?
No, no, no, Hell no!
5. Do you think love hurts or stinks?
Ask me later when I know something.
6. Who would you take a bullet for?
Check to the right, under blog roll. Ok, if your name is Kiy, then you win.
7. Do you know what love is?
It's a word in the dictionary between lobotomy and lunacy.
8. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yep. Learned alot. Move on.
9. Cinnamon hearts or a heart box of chocolate?
Chocolate. Duh!
10. Have you ever used a dating service?
Nope. All natural here. Nothing to see. Move along.
11. What are you most attacted to in the opposite sex?
Pulse, unwillingness to file a restraining order.
12. What turns off the attraction for you?
Filling a restraining order, rigor mortis.
13. Question deleted.
14. Ever play Spin the Bottle or 5 minutes in the closet?
Never got invited to those parties. The only time I was spinning the bottle was as I tossed it into the empty case on the way to get another. There was no kissing at those parties.
15. From Russia with Love, or The Spy who Loved Me?
Russia all the way. Sean Connery > Roger Moore.
16. How could someone prove their love to you?
Easily.
17. Is their anybody who loves you, but is too afraid to tell you?
Nope, they've said it.
18. What is your favourite dessert?
Read the blog and pick one.
19. Food rubs or back rubs?
I love giving foot rubs. I give great foot rubs.
20. What is your favourite love song?
Storybook Love, by Mark Knopfler. Yes, that Mark Knopfler. It's the theme to Princess Bride.
21. Tag 5 people to answer this.
I'm not going to tag anybody, as they're mostly married and I decline to get them in shit with their wives, so I'll let it end here. (ed. But if Nail really wants to do it, he can.)
posted by Serdic at 21:58
4 Comments:
Serd said,
"6. Who would you take a bullet for?
Check to the right, under blog roll. Ok, if your name is Kiy, then you win."
OMG Serd, you made me cry! In a good way and I am really sappy these days. But gosh, sniffle.
I loved all your answers, and I am with you on the SC thing. Sir Sean all the way!
<3
Kiy
I don't think there's anything I could say in response to that survey that would get me in shit with my wife.
And, y'know, it's not like I don't get myself into shit every so often anyway.
Just sayin'.
Yeah, Nail - but you only do that once... she's got a brutal stare! ;)
The Force is strong in this one.
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